Madonna The Gold Digger

Oh dear, Madonna has done some crazy stuff over the years (the sex book springs to mind!) but to fill your gob with gold just caps it all (notice the pun?)

Madge has only gone and smacked a load of gold in her chops, one can only guess it is to detract attention from her wrinkles.

Obviously we would not say it to her face – have you seen how big her arm muscles are? Our guess is she has wanked off a fair few men over the years. Probably best to refuse any offers for a blow job from Madonna until she removes the gold around her teeth.

Afterall, just ‘cos it’s gold doesn’t mean it will glitter!

 

Madonna Sex Book picture

PICTURES: Kelly Brook Naked For Exhibition Magazine

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Kelly Brook gets naked once again, showing off her fanny and tits for Exhibition magazine – no doubt lads will be perving over the pictures while masturbating. She looks like she is having her period during this photo shoot!

Thieves Target Cole’s Ring

Ashley and Cheryl Cole

Thieves tried to get their hands on Ashley Cole’s ring while he slept last night, police had to be called by the frightened footballer at 4:30am. Cheryl Cole had left the rings behind along with husband Ashley, as she jetted to the US to consider her future after more stories of Ashley Cole cheating on her came to light this week.

Two of the rings inside the mansion are thought to be worth over £250,000 and thieves were within minutes of fingering Cole for a fortune.

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The news just got twisted!