We’re Over Cheryl Cole – Move On!

 

For fuck sake will someone lock Cheryl Cole in a box and throw away the key? Yes it is sad she has split up from Ashley but my god story after story is getting boring. Do we care if Cheryl removes the ‘Mrs C’ tattoo? She was a silly bint for having it done in the first place! Will the world be a better place if she re-releases her debut album under the name Cheryl Tweedy? 

I’ve got to the point where I don’t blame Ashley Cole for going out and getting a good fuck, especially with a Gordie mother-in-law hanging around your mansion.

Cheryl Coles 3 Words To Ashley

Cheryl Cole has officially split from husband Ashley and maybe her debut album “3Words” was a perfect title, she probably told him to “Go F**k Yourself”!

Vanessa Redgrave Tries To Go Down On Prince William

In front of 3.6m viewers, actress Vanessa Redgrave tried to go down live on Prince William, as the picture above clearly shows. In front of a posh London crowd at the BAFTA Awards, the 73-year-old made the most of her time on stage with the 27-year old heir to the throne.

Thieves Target Cole’s Ring

Ashley and Cheryl Cole

Thieves tried to get their hands on Ashley Cole’s ring while he slept last night, police had to be called by the frightened footballer at 4:30am. Cheryl Cole had left the rings behind along with husband Ashley, as she jetted to the US to consider her future after more stories of Ashley Cole cheating on her came to light this week.

Two of the rings inside the mansion are thought to be worth over £250,000 and thieves were within minutes of fingering Cole for a fortune.

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Disaster

Jennifer Aniston In Bikini Disaster

Jennifer Aniston has just turned 41 and could be on the way downhill after making a wardrobe malfunction as the picture above shows. The former friends actress was spotted out in a bikini that didn’t match at all,  as she wore pink bottoms and a dark bikini top.

Although Aniston looks in great shape, she needs a few lessons in how to wear a bikini!

Tiger Woods To Confess All

Tiger Woods About To Get Things Off His Chest

This Friday Tiger Woods will be getting a few things off his chest as he issues a public apology.

*Pic: www.wwtdd.com

Lady GaGa Steals Barbara Windsor’s Style

Lady GaGa at Brits 2010

 Lady GaGa has been accused of stealing Barbara Windsor’s style as she collected three Brit Awards yesterday in London. The wacky singer dressed in white, looked surprisingly similar to the Eastenders/Carry On actress – complete with matching hair. Insiders believe the stunt by Lady GaGa could be to promote the twenty-fifth anniversary of soap opera Eastenders.

Barbara Windsor and her baps

Cheryl Cole Unhappy As Ashley Secretly Tugs Off

Ashley Tugs Away From Home

 Cheryl Cole has reason to be unhappy, as this picture shows, not only has Ashley been apparently sending nude pictures of himself he has also been sticking his dick in other women. The stories are arriving daily of new sex tales of the England footballer as he can’t keep it inside his pants.

Pretending to sleep in the back of the car, Ashley Cole was secretly tugging himself off while a miserable Cheryl was sat in the front all alone. Ashley is never one to miss a chance and so must have thought it would be OK to score an own goal under the blanket. At least the white blanket would cover up any split semen……..

Ashley Cole Sent Me Nude Pictures

Ashley Cole Mobile Phone

Ashley Cole has been at it again, not only has a second woman stepped forward claiming the football star had sent her saucy pictures of himself, but now Ashley has popped one in our mail box! 

Cheryl might not be happy with Ashley’s actions, but BNisGN liked what they saw. Obviously, out of respect for Cheryl we have covered up Ashley’s bits ……….. and believe us, they were pretty big bits!!

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